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Old 04-04-2010, 11:32 PM   #13488
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The sad part is I'm not kidding. Sometimes I think I have the sorriest nails in the country. They're always breaking, peeling, and doing all kinds of mean, nasty, painful things. My wife said her mother swore by a product called Hard as Nails. She said that because it's transparent, no one would know. What she didn't mention was that it's ultra-high gloss. My fingernails shone like diamonds! It was so bad I was even banned from the local airport for fear the pilots might be blinded by the sun gleaming off my nails. So I ordered a product from Amazon called Nail Envy (Matte). The result was much more natural; you have to look really close to tell it's there. So far, no one has noticed that for the past couple of weeks I've basically going around in semi-drag. More importantly; the nails are doing better!
Collagen. It works. Trust me.

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