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A guy goes golfing with his buddy and tells his wife he'll be back for lunch. He misses lunch, then dinner. The wife is frantic but he finally gets home around 10:00 pm, looking tired and haggard. She rushes out to him and asks if he is o.k.
"I've had the worst day imaginable. Tom had a heart attack and died on the 3rd green!"
"Oh my how awful!"
"I'll say. The rest of the day it was hit the ball, drag Tom, hit the ball, drag Tom..."
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