"Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening."
Man from the future is apprehended near the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland.
"Mr Cole was attempting to disrupt by stopping supplies of Mountain Dew to the experiment's vending machines. He also claimed responsibility for the infamous baguette sabotage in November last year."
http://crave.cnet.co.uk/gadgets/0,39...9305387,00.htm
Ahh!!! That was sooo good.
