NEWS BREAK: Local MobileRead author decides to promote her book after waking up with a shred of disconnected epidermis attached to her left thumb! [Hangnail].
Do you often ask yourself these questions:
Am I a creative social outcast? Did I just promote my book yesterday? Did Uncle Barney like my book, and do I feel this is a good reason that the world will also like my book?
WELL, HAVE NO FEAR, FRIEND! Read the startling information below:
This thread is a place for you to shamelessly-
AND WITHOUT ANY GUILT WHATSOEVER! - admit that your book is on sale for the 20th time this month, even though it's only the 4th day of the month. Are you a writer who forgets things? Simply write a post about your book,
BUT forget to add some trivial detail. Then, post again, adding the trivial detail that you "
forgot." Shameless and obvious? You better believe it! MobileRead Members are not dummies; they like a good laugh and a
good reminder about your book.
REMEMBER: HAVE FUN!
Don
(Moderator)
Read below an exciting 250 word excerpt by
Linney Carter, about life on the planet Canister with his ugly female friend, the Princess Darswoona, as they fight the fierce anthropoid Smurz in the jungles of DirDir!