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Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel
don't worry vr, this is not texan hail !
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But it's not the hail you should fear. It's those dang skwi***s that come with it!
I have studied religions and lore far and wide. And one truth, oh little one, have I found to be most true. It is the ancient Norse tale of
The Tree of Life. And in this wise tale can be found a great teaching which contains a fearful omen: skwi***s!
http://www.gutenberg.org/files/29551/29551-8.txt
"The leaves of the Tree of Life were ever green and fair, despite the
dragon which, aided by countless serpents, gnawed perpetually at its
roots, in order that they might kill the Tree of Life and thus bring
about the destruction of the gods.
Up and down the branches of the tree scampered the squirrel, Ratatosk,
a malicious little creature, whose one amusement it was to make
mischief by repeating to the eagle the rude remarks of the dragon, and
to the dragon those of the eagle, in the hope that one day he might
see them in actual conflict."
I'm telling you, Zelda. Bar the door!
