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Originally Posted by Xanthe
Tsk, tsk. Your first answer choice is not the right wording. 
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.  |
A woodchuck could chuck as much wood as it would chuck if it would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, but only if a woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck that could chuck wood!