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Originally Posted by recluse
I'm trying out the prototype of the world's first reclining toilet with a heated massage seat. Life is gooooooooooooood!!
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Originally Posted by Wetdogeared
You do know the effect gravity has on liquids and solids, right? 
Souped up shop vac. 
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The perfect engineering solution would be to pipe it straight to the trebuchet in the back yard. If the neighbors complain about flying debris, just nod understandingly and say, "Yeah, we got us some hellacious birds around these here parts, ain't we bud?"