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The Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Enzo, has cheated him
out of ten million quid. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the
reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that
Enzo would hear nothing that he might have to testify about in
court.
When the Godfather goes to confront Enzo about his missing money,
he takes along his solicitor who knows sign language. The
Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the ten million quid is
that he embezzled from me."
The lawyer, using sign language, asks Enzo where the money is.
Enzo signs back, "I don't know what you're talking about."
The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you
are talking about." The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to
Enzo's forehead and says, "Ask him again!"
The lawyer signs to Enzo, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him."
Enzo signs back, "OK. You win! The money is in a brown briefcase,
buried behind the shed in my cousin Bruno's backyard!"
The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"
The lawyer replies,
"He says you don't have the b@lls to pull the trigger."
Don't you just LOVE lawyers?!
Redneck Hooker
A redneck was walking home late at night and saw a woman in the
shadows.''Twenty dollars" she whispers.
Bubba had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the heck, it's
only twenty bucks.
So they hide in the bushes. They're 'engaged' for a minute when all of a
sudden a light flashes on them. It is a police officer.
'What's going on here, people?' asks the officer.
'I'm making love to my wife!,' Bubba answers sounding annoyed.
'Oh, I'm sorry,' says the cop, 'I didn't know'
'Well, neither did I, 'til ya shined that light in her face! "
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