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Old 03-26-2010, 12:41 PM   #932
WT Sharpe
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Originally Posted by Lady Blue View Post
Is this how the world works these days?

If a cook cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work,
he sues the restaurant.

If he smokes three packs a day for 40 years and dies of lung cancer,
his family sues the tobacco company.

If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk,
he sues the bartender.

If your grandchildren are brats without manners,
you blame television.

If your friend is shot by a deranged madman,
you blame the gun manufacturer.

And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit of a plane and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, but the passengers kill him instead,
the mother of the crazed deceased sues the airline.

I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is these days, but I'm catching on . . .

So, if I die while my OLD WRINKLED ASS is parked in front of this computer, I want all of you to sue Bill Gates.
Now that's funny! I laughed 'till it hurt. Now I'm suing you, Lady Blue!
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