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My old wrinkled a**
Is this how the world works these days?
If a cook cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work,
he sues the restaurant.
If he smokes three packs a day for 40 years and dies of lung cancer,
his family sues the tobacco company.
If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk,
he sues the bartender.
If your grandchildren are brats without manners,
you blame television.
If your friend is shot by a deranged madman,
you blame the gun manufacturer.
And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit of a plane and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, but the passengers kill him instead,
the mother of the crazed deceased sues the airline.
I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is these days, but I'm catching on . . .
So, if I die while my OLD WRINKLED ASS is parked in front of this computer, I want all of you to sue Bill Gates.
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