Thread: Silliness Add/Read a good joke to lighten your day
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Old 03-25-2010, 01:57 PM   #930
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How to tell the sex of a fly

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

'What are you doing?' She asked.

'Hunting Flies' He responded.

'Oh. ! Killing any?' She asked.

'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. 'How can you tell them apart?'

He responded, '3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.'
LOL. Going to tell my wife this one.
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