Originally Posted by mvisconte
Polka? Sounds more like clothing-optional TWISTER to me!
And let me remind all passengers, NO FOOD IN THE JACCUZZI! Do you know how disgusting cleaning out that filter is? (I didn't say no eating, just no food -- [ I didn't really say that... Yes I did. I'm a baaaaad boy.])
Anyway... Disgusting. From the Latin, to cause the loss of appetite. Hair, grease, soggy pizza crufts, and what I can only guess is part of a thong. Seriously, eww.
I gotta get on the ball here, or we'll be drifting for a looong time. We'll NEVER make it to S America, much less to Bali (Hi!!) for...
[Que Ted Nugent music, "Cat Scratch Fever"]
"Cat Crap Coffee!!!"
We'll go and find a nice luwak and have some kopi!
i've developed a fail-safe, fool-proof, easy-peasy, can't-fail get-rich(er)-quick sche-er, PLAN. After our impending gold-strike, we will take our proceeds, and proceed to Bali, where we will kidnap a civit farm and make a crap-load of coffee! We will then dehydrate said coffee and sell it instantly to all of the impatient rich people who can't wait for a pot(ty) of crappy coffee -- they want instant, microwave coffee badgoodness. Deb can help with the marketing. Instant Kopi Luwak!
We'll sell it on late-night QwiVeeCee to asthmatic insomniacs with the promise that "it contains the strongest Placebo allowed by LAW! It's SO strong, in fact, it will grow HAIR on a Billiard Ball!" We'll also kidnap a shipment of CiaBalls. I don't know why people want hairy balls, but we'll have a supply. As long as nobody tries to put the Kopi on their noggin, we should be safe from Interpol. Heck, even if they do, we can claim that we only claimed it would grow hair on Billiards, not noggins. Plus, unless they fermented their scalps in the uWave, the promise won't hold water. If they DO microwave the coffee shampoo, then they won't be in any condition to sue, so we'll be safe there, too! Shampoo... heck, we'll have the REAL poo!
I can see all the greenbacks rolling in now. Maybe on a ferris wheel.
Sha-WEET!
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