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Originally Posted by WT Sharpe
There’s a tree where we park our car, and those gol-dang feathered varmints won’t cut our poor car any slack! I’ve tried pairs of pie-plates, wind-chimes, and rubber snakes, and it only inspires the birds to call all their friends to show off the way I decorated the tree! They think it’s Christmas!
Any suggestions for keeping the birds out of that tree?
The only thing I can come up with at this point is to admit defeat and paint the car white.
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