Okay, I wasn't going to do another shameless promotion of
The House of Jacquarelle (the Kestral Voyages) here, but... well, it's just not selling fast enough! I mean, I've got taxes to pay in another few weeks! My car needs a transmission job! My medical tests aren't covered by my insurance! I have to buy new accessories for my cellphone! My cat is in the early stages of kidney failure! My wife wants to re-garden the backyard! My psoriasis is proving resistant to off-the-shelf shampoos! And do you know how expensive DVRs are these days?
C'mon, help me out! I'm
shamelessly begging, here! Look, look, I'm on one knee! No,
two knees... groveling like a
worm, a
pathetic worm!!
Besides, it's only
$1.99. That's less than 2 whole bucks!