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Originally Posted by ShortNCuddlyAm
Also fist in mouth to muffle the sound (works best when you're shouting at them in absentia, otherwise they tend to think I'm madder than they do already)
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I keep an empty cardboard box in the hall outside my office. When I really want to punch/hit/scream/otherwise attack a coworker, I go into the hallway and kick the hell out of the box (that's why it has to be empty - I once kicked a file cabinet and broke a toe) - employees here have learned what this means and tend to avoid me for the rest of the day. No words are necessary.