OBAMA HEALTHCARE BILL PASSES: REQUEST CANADIAN CITIZENSHIP
Dear Canada,
Hi there! I am formally requesting citizenship in your fine country now that the U.S. has hit the toilet. I am quiet, adorable and love snow. I am a big fan of hockey, curling, Alex Trebek, Michael Slade, John Candy and moose ( meese?). I like your flag, can hum your anthem, love Molson's, enjoy thick bacon and think your Mounties are the finest law enforcement agents on Earth.
Hope to hear from
P.S.: Beavers! I like beavers, too.
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