all right. i've had word from lazyscot. the squirrels haven't got him after all (ouf !) but a band of horrible tyrants has. among other things, they are torturing him with exposure to the dreaded, barbaric "wrong side of 5 in the morning" :shudder: the beasts !
clearly, what is needed now is a rescue party. luckily, we should be able to make one of those out of the elements we've been assembling for the search party. we'll definitely need a rope ladder to go with the dirigible. the AIIIIEEEEEE YAI YAI YAI!! troops can, at the very least, provide the necessary diversions.
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