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Spoon Man · 03-20-2010, 09:19 AM

Ladies, Gentlemen, and kind gender unspecific robots, I come to you today for help. I have a very serious problem. This problem which I have is of a magnitude far greater than any other problem I have faced within these confining interwebs, it is a problem, I think, that concerns all of you quite greatly, stupendously amazingly greatly. I'm a thread murder.

Now, I understand that this is a shocking thing to come out and say, but I can't seem to control it. Every time a add a comment to a thread, it dies. Maybe I'm boring, yes I think thats the problem, I'm incredibly boring and it kills the topic of conversation. I would like to stop, but I don't know how.

Please kind gentle folk and cool machines, help this poor soul stop being so BLEEDINGLY BORING. I don't know how, I come to you for advice and tips on making conversation.

Thank you all.

03-20-2010, 09:19 AM	#1
Spoon Man Groupie Posts: 188 Karma: 3002 Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Atlanta, GA Device: Kindle 1	I have a problem Ladies, Gentlemen, and kind gender unspecific robots, I come to you today for help. I have a very serious problem. This problem which I have is of a magnitude far greater than any other problem I have faced within these confining interwebs, it is a problem, I think, that concerns all of you quite greatly, stupendously amazingly greatly. I'm a thread murder. Now, I understand that this is a shocking thing to come out and say, but I can't seem to control it. Every time a add a comment to a thread, it dies. Maybe I'm boring, yes I think thats the problem, I'm incredibly boring and it kills the topic of conversation. I would like to stop, but I don't know how. Please kind gentle folk and cool machines, help this poor soul stop being so BLEEDINGLY BORING. I don't know how, I come to you for advice and tips on making conversation. Thank you all.