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Originally Posted by dsvick
See that is the problem, there we are floating around happily in the air when some of the crew, having been confined to quarters for unauthorized button pushing, decide it would be a good idea to hang their posteriors out of the port holes and moon those nice young people in their boats.
What we need is a decorum teacher.
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So, do you see this as a crisis of character or lack of primary training and secondary discipline, Is this part of the general disaffected malaise that so many tweens suffer from? Is it related to the baconaise? Or is it something darker, more indicative of vindictive? I printed simple directions in each head, with instructions in 5 languages, and pictograms complete with cute antrhropomorphic animules. It's clear. Handle left IN port, handle left AWAY from civilation.
No, wait... ya got me thinking... handle right creates a drop-zone... OK, we have new rules.
1) Portholes are not to be used for bodily eliminations, unless the whole body has to go.
2) For pities' sake, remember, there are portholes below yours... a little timing goes a long way towards harmony.
3) While fun, it is not necessary to yell "Bombs away!" when flushing, nor singing "Raindrops keep follow on my head....", etc. Injury is fine by itself, without aserving of insult. Although, try the krullers, they're killers.
K, my attention psan was just leasured and fund to ne be aseqwate to cojj....