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A very prestigious cardiologist died, and was given a very elaborate
funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his life.... A huge
heart... Covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service
as all the doctors from the hospital sat in awe.
Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket was rolled
inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart
forever.
At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes
stared at him, he said, 'I am so sorry, I was just thinking of my own
funeral.... I'm a gynecologist.'
The proctologist fainted.
Boudreaux was out in da field talkin' wit his friend Thibodeaux.
Thibodeaux said, "Boudreaux, you see dat ole barn out dere? Well man,
it's completely infestered wit rats. I tried everything I know an can't
get rid of em." Boudreaux say, "Thibodeaux, I know xactly how to get rid
of dem rats. You gotta get you one of dem bull constriptors." Thibodeaux
say, "What's a bull constriptor?" Boudreaux explains, "Man, dats one of
dem big ole snakes and he loves to eat rats and swallers dem whole, all
at once."Well, da nex day Thibodeaux went down to Klibert's Reptile Farm and bought him da biggest bull constripter dat dey got. He brought dat snake to da barn an let him loose right in da middle and just sat dere
and watched. Well, Thibodeaux was watchin' for a long time, I mean long, an dere wasn't nuttin ' happening. Dat big ole snake jus curled up
hisself in da middle of dat barn and slept all day. He didn't even move
and dem rats jus run all around. So Thibodeaux got real frustrated and he called up Boudreaux on da phone, "Boudreaux, man dats some bad advice bout dat snake. Dem rats is still runnin' al around and dat snake jus lays dere sleepin' all day long." Boudreaux says, "Man, Thibodeaux, I
know just what to do. Give dat snake some Viagra." Thibodeaux say, "What? Viagra! What's dat gonna do?" Boudreaux say, "I was just listening to da radio and de man say dat Viagra is da best ting to use for a 'reptile dysfunction'!"
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