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Originally Posted by WT Sharpe
Psst, uh, Sir Edward ... I was joking. Did you really believe I thought spray cheese from a can was a product of nature?
Now, pizza, that's another story. I love the stuff so much that if I had my life to live over, I'd be a farmer and grow nothing but pizza trees!
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Did you know that the pizza fruit is ovoid? You have to grow pizza trees in the city with concrete or asphalt all around the base of the tree, so when the fruit is ripe it falls to ground and cooks in the sunshine.
The real difficulty is keeping dogs away from the tree trunks...
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Originally Posted by vivaldirules
I cannot believe you said that. Don't we have rules around here??
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Shows you what he knows about pig farming... Males are castrated a few weeks old.
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Originally Posted by kennyc
Boy, you guys are a Rough dinner crowd!
Sheesh!
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Thank God for Soylent Green!
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Originally Posted by kindlekitten
I can grok that! I'm a hopeless chili head! chili over chocolate any day!
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Ahhh! "Stranger in a Strange Land". Good novel!
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Originally Posted by WT Sharpe
Well, I don't recommend it, but it worked for me in the late 60s/early 70s ... :
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I loved that stuff!

I'm afraid that today it would kill my lone braincell!