[kindlekitten]

Originally Posted by WT Sharpe

A neighbor who's been away a few years just dropped by for a visit. As soon as I entered the living room to say "Hi!", Norton jumped up and pulled my shorts down.

Pugs! They're just not right in the head!

phaw! likely story! I think you were just trolling for a compliment!

Originally Posted by montsnmags

My dogs know that if necessary I'll reach down their throat to remove that fillet of steak they just snatched off my plate, and I have done it, and I will do it again, and I will then eat it myself and they won't get to lick the plate. Fortunately, their steak-thievery tends to mean pill-popping can sometimes be as easy as giving them the pill, though for those they're reluctant with (eg. fish oil pills they've left in their bowl), the "Watch me pull a rabbit out of my dog" skill comes in handy.

Guacamole is best (and real easy) homemade, as you can vary the ingredients to your own taste. Failing entry of our Mexican friends, look to advice from those above their northern border. Many Americans tend to know good guacamole the same way they know good chili (con carne).

Cheers,
Marc

I make GREAT guac! . chili con carne is more texmex than Mexican. true chilie is meat (usually pork) and chilies and spices. I have about 7 different versions I make.

Originally Posted by recluse

I'm reading the installation instructions for a set of Levolor blinds, and I'm freaking out. At first, none of parts matched up correctly. Then, suddenly, everything falls into place, but all the corners in the room go screwy and there's this weird chanting. If I didn't know any better, I'ed swear these damn instructions were taken from the Necronomicon. Or Obama's health care bill.

there goes that time warp again! altered realities this time!