I wish I had a book to shamelessly promote on the
SJB.
Oh, wait: I
will have a book to shamelessly promote on the
SJB, in just a few days' time!
Oh, wait again: I have <CountingOnFingers>ten... no...<CountingOnToesToo>
fourteen novels,
eight free short stories, a free collection of more short stories, and a Starbucks cup downloadable wrapper that I can shamelessly promote on the
SJB! And I just
lowered my prices to $1.99!*
Oh! I feel
so much better!
(Y'know, except when I'm ashamed.)
*I know, Alan... I've heard the same spiel from my friends... and especially my
wife... about perceived value. Unfortunately, there's the little matter of fame (or lack thereof) to be considered, too...