For some reason (pheromones, malignant deities, negative Karma balance) I attract spiders. Or, spiders are attracted to me - but not in a good way. If there are 50 people in a room and 1 spider - you guessed it! I don't know if I taste delicious to 8-legged gourmands, or if I'm on the 10-most wanted list. But they all come running!
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