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Originally Posted by dsvick
...how about a button pushing requisition form? It is a short, 24 page, form that has to be completed in order to be allowed to push any buttons. The form is stored on the shared drive of the computer in the lounge - I know it is broken but tech support has assured me that they'll get on it as soon as they find their diagnostic device that they lost...
After that is fixed, the attached printer will be their absolute next priority. Until those items are accomplished and we can print the request forms please refrain from any unnecessary shiny object pushing, pulling, twisting, sliding, kicking, or elbowing. In fact, the shinier the object is the less likely it is for it to be even remotely healthy for you to touch it.
If in doubt please call the captain. You can page him by pressing that button over there on the bulkhead. Just make sure you're standing on the "X" outlined in red when you do it. No, no need to look up - just press it... go ahead...
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Hee heeh heee... The next time we get strong-arm sharks, we'll just get them to stand on the "X"... With the last two, they could be w/in sight of the others and still not have enough smarts to think anything suspicious when it's their turn.