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Originally Posted by LCF's 5 ways of leaving your lover
Puke on him/her and say: "that's what I think of you"
Shoot yourself
Say "I want us to be just friends. Pen friends."
Make him/her a voodoo doll. Make it obvious whose doll it is. Get a chainsaw. Then cut her/his favorite tree and let it fall on the doll. He/she should be watching.
Kiss her/him goodbye, leave and never turn around.
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Chocolate
Dark Chocolate
Deep frozen pizza
Fishbones (full with minerals)
Cheesburger (full of
something)
Gimme 5 things you wolud like to do with a homeless duck.