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I saw the pink elephant post and couldn't resist:
Two junkies sit inside of an empty roof-storage-room and smoke weed.
One of them says:
Look, look, a pink elephant!
Where?
You missed him, he just flew off the window...
At the same time two officers walk on the street below:
Up there, on the last floor, someone's smoking weed?
How do you know?
I just saw a pink elephant flying out of the window.
So the bottom line is:
If you want to stop an assault from a pink elephant - block up all the windows! AND the chimney!!!
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