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Originally Posted by yvanleterrible

Let's make a deal. I take any needle you have to face and I'll give you any moskito chasing me.
 That would be around 20 kilos of mokitos a year...
Do you know a cheap postal service?
PS Maybe I could train them to fly to Paris?...
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trebuchet them .... aim towards the Pole and they should gently drift down once they've been chilled in the Jet Stream .... Now as an alternative, closer to hand, may I offer the services of a few trillion midge.....