Because it serves as a good excuse to procrastinate on MR
Because you haven't collected enough hairs from your coworkers yet to create all the voodoo dolls you need
Because you still haven't found out your boss's wicked secrets to blackmail him/her with
Because it gives you material to use in your writing - you can never have enough material to torture your characters with
Because otherwise it would make too much sense
Gimme 5 non-politicians who would make a great president, and who would be their VP
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