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NormHart · 03-08-2010, 02:24 PM

oooooooooooo

Henchmen? I can hench!

I can even help you avoid those pesky

Union rates since I'm an Apprentice and don't have to work to scale.

Unfortunately the only henchman costume I could find was this one.

The butterfly motif kind of fits the whole LTA theme though, don't you think?

I was hoping you could use me as one of the Baroness' (or is it Queen Zelda's?) henchmen at Algiers (or is it Argentina?). (Bother, I am already confused about the plot line. Just as well I'm a henchman and will, no doubt, be killed off sooner or later.)

Anyway here is my response to the questionair;
Right, outside, Aisle, hard-boiled, fried hard, American, Beer, Wine, Bourbon, Scotch, and Vodka, crew-served battery, shovel and leaves, burros, throwy things and mechanical punch delivery system, Mario, “McGyver or death”, ship, Airship, Airship, "pull down the shades" (darlin’), western, Classical, the sound of rabid dogs savaging a cute bunny-wunny, Rock, rare, “I found this lodged under the couch, it's great, want some?” Jerky, chocolate malt, Whipped cream, JHP, other, Iron, passive, fingers, Eyes, temporary incapacity, wide-spread carnage, memories, Scales of justice, "I'll bet you won't try THAT again?" Internal/self-interest, Whew. (You said it!) Coffee, 8, Expert with kitchen implements, Clean meat, empathy, Mind-your-own, visual, "where my drink", "I'll gladly pay your $.25 Thursday for a hamburger today", just to adventurous to care, “It may take a while, but I'll take the whole damn hill, singlehanded!", Fred, Pinky, Stimpy, Joker

Be prepared to justify you answers. You have 60 seconds, except for the essay questions.

Uh, OK. Well I'm just a henchman so I pretty much picked the answers at random.

Oh, and can you keep a zepline on track for hours at a time with little/no contact with the ground?

No, I’m just a henchman. I did discover if I run pretty fast I can kind of glide on the costume wings (well it is more of a hop than a glide but it looks kinda cool, sort of).

I'll go practice henching while I await your reply... "Hench" "Hench" "Hench!"... glide... "ouch."

03-08-2010, 02:24 PM	#21
NormHart Semper Carpe Bufo Posts: 537 Karma: 21676 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Napa Valley, California Device: Kindle2 & Kindle3	oooooooooooo Henchmen? I can hench! I can even help you avoid those pesky Union rates since I'm an Apprentice and don't have to work to scale. Unfortunately the only henchman costume I could find was this one. The butterfly motif kind of fits the whole LTA theme though, don't you think? I was hoping you could use me as one of the Baroness' (or is it Queen Zelda's?) henchmen at Algiers (or is it Argentina?). (Bother, I am already confused about the plot line. Just as well I'm a henchman and will, no doubt, be killed off sooner or later.) Anyway here is my response to the questionair; Right, outside, Aisle, hard-boiled, fried hard, American, Beer, Wine, Bourbon, Scotch, and Vodka, crew-served battery, shovel and leaves, burros, throwy things and mechanical punch delivery system, Mario, “McGyver or death”, ship, Airship, Airship, "pull down the shades" (darlin’), western, Classical, the sound of rabid dogs savaging a cute bunny-wunny, Rock, rare, “I found this lodged under the couch, it's great, want some?” Jerky, chocolate malt, Whipped cream, JHP, other, Iron, passive, fingers, Eyes, temporary incapacity, wide-spread carnage, memories, Scales of justice, "I'll bet you won't try THAT again?" Internal/self-interest, Whew. (You said it!) Coffee, 8, Expert with kitchen implements, Clean meat, empathy, Mind-your-own, visual, "where my drink", "I'll gladly pay your $.25 Thursday for a hamburger today", just to adventurous to care, “It may take a while, but I'll take the whole damn hill, singlehanded!", Fred, Pinky, Stimpy, Joker Be prepared to justify you answers. You have 60 seconds, except for the essay questions. Uh, OK. Well I'm just a henchman so I pretty much picked the answers at random. Oh, and can you keep a zepline on track for hours at a time with little/no contact with the ground? No, I’m just a henchman. I did discover if I run pretty fast I can kind of glide on the costume wings (well it is more of a hop than a glide but it looks kinda cool, sort of). I'll go practice henching while I await your reply... "Hench" "Hench" "Hench!"... glide... "ouch." Last edited by NormHart; 03-08-2010 at 02:48 PM. Reason: arrgh Brownies!