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Originally Posted by Moejoe
The day Dan Brown's The Lost Symbol hit the best-seller (horrible misnomer) lists my inner critic packed up his things and booked a ticket to the moon.  He left me a note:
Dear Paul
I have no reason to hang around any longer. Seriously, Dan Brown is the number one best-selling author at the moment and well, a ten year old writing with crayons could have done better. So there really is no need for me to be bothering you about your fiction any longer.
Have a nice time.
Ian Critic.
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Ticket to the Moon? You should have mugged him! Look at all the more deserving (sic) people we could have sent with that ticket.....