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Originally Posted by jaxx6166
Well...stop 
The inner critic is an evil, evil creature. I sometimes think he needs to die a horrible, horrible death.
And usually does. I love metaphors. Usually, in all my works there is ONE character who is the voice of the inner critic. He usually gets hacked to pieces in a glorious death |
The day Dan Brown's The Lost Symbol hit the best-seller (horrible misnomer) lists my inner critic packed up his things and booked a ticket to the moon.
He left me a note:
Dear Paul
I have no reason to hang around any longer. Seriously, Dan Brown is the number one best-selling author at the moment and well, a ten year old writing with crayons could have done better. So there really is no need for me to be bothering you about your fiction any longer.
Have a nice time.
Ian Critic.