I just noticed my "caption"... evidently, can still teach chickens to fly, so we can just put them off the dig until we make altitude on the return trip. That's good, I was starting to get stuffed.
Oh, I was all excited about having a liseuse on board! Until I found out that it's NOT the woman who gives massages.
Maybe I can still find the masseuse who will work for tips... she won't make anything, but hey, it will teach her a lot about reading the manuscript before agreeing to a scheme.