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Originally Posted by GeoffC
he's put a vegan in charge of cooking with chickens .... that wasn't in the very very very small print of any contract i didn't sign.
.... beware .....
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I'm bein' 'ware.
It was the standard uSoft EULA.
"By reading, looking at, being in the same area with, thinking about, or even hearing about this contract, you hereby agree to all terms, clauses, limitations, requirements, concepts, inceptions, receptions, thoughts, promises, premises, remuses, rebuses, etc. Said implied agreement constitutes the same gravity of law as a signed legal Contract."
I love microSoft. Everything I ever learn about being devious or underhanded, I learn at the hands of their EULAs.
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Geoff... am I to understand that you are too chicken to work with Chicken? That you would take it on the lam rather than work with Lamb? that you have a beef with, well, BEEF!? This is blashphemy! This is mutany! This is a perfectly good waste of useless, pretentious, and perfectly inane plot lines!
I am hereby demoting you to salad bar operator. You shall now be in charge of frozen peas, iceberg lettuce, shredded carrots, Ranch and Caesar dressings, and fruit cocktail.
I know that this is a severe blow, and it will take you time to get over the shame and live down the infamy. A long, long time. No one will want to associate with you because of that shame. No one will ever speak your name again, except in a hushed whisper, to use you as an example of what their children will become if they don't eat their chicken. Ever. Actually, it only lasts until the end of this scene. So much for planning. Hey, did you know there's a Caesar Cocktial? Let's go see if the bar is stocked to make one! Welcome aboard!
Jodhpurs ... I need to add a retroactive clause for Jodhpurs.