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Originally Posted by HansTWN
Taking the easy way out, I see. Of course, dogs can't sing and answer the phone. Or say "see you tomorrow" at bed time.
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Sue went into the pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. The sign on the cage said $50.
"Why so little?" Sue asked.
The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you that this bird used to live in a bawdy house and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar things."
Sue considered and decided to purchase the bird anyway because it was so beautiful. She took it home, hung the cage up, and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam."
Sue was a little shocked at the implication but then thought, "That's really not so bad."
When her two teen-age daughters came home from school, the parrot saw them and said, "New house, new madam, new girls."
Sue and her daughters were a bit offended at first but began to laugh, considering how and where the parrot had been raised.
Moments later Sue's husband, Doug, came home from work.
The parrot looked at him and said, "Hi Doug."
Don't trust parrots.