looking down and finding a big glob of toothpaste on your shirt (in the middle of the day - no one told you)
trailing a dryer softener sheet out of your pant leg
running after someone in a crowd & finding it's a total stranger
calling the same wrong number over & over & over
looking up while having a "baby talk" with your cat and finding someone watching you (and wondering if you'll appear on YouTube later)
Gimme 5 ways of fighting your addiction to MR!!