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Old 03-06-2010, 01:37 PM   #79
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(Removing small, hand-lettered sign that reads:

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Some slight possibility of Fortune.
Come One, Come All...
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Fun! Adventure! Excitement! Possible Death and Dismemberment!
See the World! See the World! See The World!



In fine print at bottom of sign:
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In really, really fine print below the fine print:
Slight possibility of Death and Dismemberment actually exists.
In the Event of actual Death or Dismemberment, The Company(tm) Disavows all knowledge or responsibility of said adventure.



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