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Originally Posted by WT Sharpe
Tell me about it! We just had to replace another one this week. Not because a glass or bowl got knocked over; but because my grandson came down with a case of stomach flu and mistook the keyboard for a bucket!
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(For some reason I find that less disturbing than the keyboard full of skin flakes and mould that we removed from some-one's desk recently, or the one that was full of little bits of hair, or the one that had flies crawling out of it, or the one that appeared to have been used as an ashtray by a 50 a day smoker for the past year... erm... it's 3:30 am in the UK - no-one's eating and reading this, are they?

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