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Originally Posted by kennyc
I like this part:
"Unlike traditional water bottling facilities who bottle water only from one specific region, we have designed an innovative blending system that harnesses and compresses the benefits of waters ranging from the French Alps to the Rocky Mountains. Our 27-step process bonds the molecules and rigorously blends the waters together. It then secretes the water molecules and harvests them for the final stage. Once ready, the substance is introduced to the environment and the excess vapors are released. The remaining substance is pure, natural, dehydrated water."
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But that's not all! We also catch the water molecules (one by one), sort them by taste and choose only the best, which we then bottle. Each bottle has exacty 777 000 000 moleules and costs only 7,77. Just take the bottle, open it and fill up with (any kind of) water. You'll be amazed!