Wow, I don't stop by for a few days and all "Pearl and Pearl Lite" breaks loose!
A "90 year old Monsegnior" runs around chasing a talking dog and knocking out guards. Red is singing "Ave Marie" and someone wants to know, "Which way would the frog hop?"
I wonder if the "Drowning Baptists" were "Drowning" or drinking all that Pearl and Pearl Lite as it was exploding like fireworks around and over them?
Then a big ole full moon shines for only a short while before the possibility of a butt sling is being discussed. Which leads to Red convincing the court that he's just "a real friendly fellow".
I can't wait for, The Case of the Screaming Queen!
Bravo, Sir!

I'll lift a "Pearl" to you!