Just came back from the "orchestra", I knew I got the day wrong when I suddenly was surrounded by screaming fangirls rushing for a bus with lovehearts on their t-shirts. No, this wasn't the orchestra crowd. Turned out that in my stupidity I never realised that the tickets were emblazened with Saturday in bold and I'd just turned up in the middle of the X Factor (British version of American Idol for you Americans) arrival

I rushed away as quickly as I could before, dear god, anybody that vaguely knew me spotted me and I think I got away with my reputation.