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Excerpts from the Grand Jury transcripts of The People versus Micah , page 47.
<Bailiff> "Mr Edwards, please take the stand."
<Oath Administered>
<Judge> "Now Mr. Edwards, please be seated."
<Edwards> "Your Honor, due to a personal injury, could the court indulge me and allow me to stand to give my testimony?"
<Judge> "That is a reasonable request, granted."
<Counsel for the Defense> "Can you explain to the jury why you wanted to give the Defendant a beer."
<Edwards> "I was just trying to give a beer to a person I was talking with. I was just being friendly."
<Counsel for the Defense> "But you then deluged him with 30,000 Gallons worth of beer!"
<Edwards> "I'm just a real friendly fellow."
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