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Originally Posted by recluse
Are hyenas PETA approved cute? They are fuzzy and they laugh. They do tend to eat the neighbors, which is very economical. And entertaining.
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This alone would endear them in my book. Also, consumption of odious coworkers could improve their cuteness ratings: "Aww, look at the little chuckling cutie - he just ate that annoying salesman who always screwed up his orders. Isn't he just the cutest pet?" "Clean-up on aisle 3!"
(recluse - we have co-opted you. Our mind seizing machine is operating beautifully.
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