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I'm starting a social networking site for dogs. It's a cool place where dogs can post silly comments and have all their doggie friends see and comment on them. They can also post photos of themselves in silly poses. There will be a game call Hoominville where we try to corral and befuddle hoomins. "Sparky just found a nekkid guy with a beer gut and a tattoo of Paris Hilton on his butt wandering the streets of Hoominville!" will appear on almost every page daily. Dogs on the site will be able to "friend" other dogs and give each other "Bacon!" with a click of a mouse. Thus will begin the ultimate fall of canine-kind. Then the cats will rule. Woe!
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