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Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde's ass?
A: A brain tumor.
Q: What is blond, brunette, blond, brunette, ....?
A: A blond doing cartwheels.
Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme.
Q: What's a blonde's idea of safe sex?
A: Locking the car door.
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