Well - we've taken a perfectly sincere post from a new member and somehow morphed it into puking smiley emoticons! Recluse is probably hiding under pshrynk's couch - avoiding therapy and the color of carrots. Not to mention various mutant critters and MR members.
Llounge work at its finest!
Recluse - nothing this silly could possibly be dangerous!
(Unpaid testimonial from a paid-up MR union member.)