What I'm doing right now: Trying to make the vista speech recognition software understand what I'm saying - in vain! Resorting to profanity didn't help either, as bad words are not even in the dictionary. It's no way to vent when all the computer does is ask "What did you say?" or write free interpretations of what it thinks it's hearing

Back to the keyboard then, I've had enough of "delete that" and "correct that" in one small paragraph.