Originally Posted by roger the rabbit
I've seen a few "Blonde" jokes on this thread, so not to annoy them any more (for the moment) I saw this.
(Presumably it is about a Blond who dyed her hair red!) 
The Confused RedHead
Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight
Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope
Can't work in a pharmacy because the bottles won't fit into the typewriter
Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in six months
The box said "2 to 4 years"
Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out
When asked what the capital of California was She answered "C"
Baked a turkey for 3 days
Because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 125
Can't make Kool-Aid because 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets
Got hurt while raking leaves
She fell out of the tree
Hated M & Ms because they were so hard to peel
Changed the baby's diaper only once a month
Because the label read
Up to 20 pounds |