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Originally Posted by Javed
I hope this is available in ePub format! Just in case any stick wackers sneak up on me! 
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DUDE! I *wrote* that book! Iʻll give you an autographed copy! You just have to fly me to wherever you are.. oh, and my three kids too. And put us up in a hotel. For a month or so. With a live-in nanny who I never have to talk to, and a chef who can read my mind. And a maid. I really really need a vacation....
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Originally Posted by vivaldirules
Really? Pshwynkies kissed me at three times already for this thread. He used bright orange lipstick and kissed me right on my cheek. Wanna see? (doggie drops drawers)
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*thunk*
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Originally Posted by Lady Blue
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Mascara? Is that a food?