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Old 02-17-2010, 12:55 AM   #757
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Originally Posted by yvanleterrible View Post
Sorry to throw a stone in the pool, but that joke will not work if you use the nationalities you've used. They speak French and there's no "double entendre" for the words that make this joke funny.

It absolutely has to be of a foreigner in an English speaking country.
That's ok, I was in a English-speaking country when I heard it.

I embellished with mine own puns, the original just involved the turn signals, but I can never leave "well enough" alone.

Stones are welcome, I won "The Lottery".

ObJoke:
This guy calls his wife and says "I won the lottery! Start packing!"
She says, "That's wonderful! Should I pack for warm or cold weather? City or beach?"
He says "I don't care, I just want you gone by the time I get home."

Ba dum bum.
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